Have you seen that horror movie where the killer stuffs his victims and positions them around his house like dolls? Well that person has a blog and HOLY SHIT it’s creepy. So maybe I’m exaggerating. These “creations” aren’t really dead victims, but sorry that I’m not sorry, because this person is a serial killer in training. I mean one day you’re like, “oh I have a good idea, I’m going stuff little fake people to put around my house so I’m not lonely.” Then before you know it you own a van with no windows, a shovel, enough duct tape to last a lifetime and you’ve got yourself a blog named Baggaraggs. And if stuffing little fake people around your house isn’t creepy enough, this dude writes stories about the little people for his blog. I mean, seriously, he’s one Rob Zombie movie away from turning someone into a fanny pack. Just saying.
Blog URL: http://baggaraggs.blogspot.com
Expert- “He drew his gaze to the garden gate of the home where Grace lived. As he watched he saw movement there and he fished in his pocket for his Monocular. He liked to think that this single lens spyglass was something left over from playing Pirates as a child, but it came in handy. He trained the glass upon the form of Grace Tenderstitch and adjusted the Focus, upon her face.”
Can you say, “It puts the lotions on it’s skin”?
Creepy serial killer, FUCK YOUR BLOG!
If I go missing, I think we all know who is responsible.
