Is this a blog or an episode of CSI?

Have you seen that horror movie where the killer stuffs his victims and positions them around his house like dolls? Well that person has a blog and HOLY SHIT it’s creepy. So maybe I’m exaggerating. These “creations” aren’t really dead victims, but sorry that I’m not sorry, because this person is a serial killer in training. I mean one day you’re like, “oh I have a good idea, I’m going stuff little fake people to put around my house so I’m not lonely.” Then before you know it you own a van with no windows, a shovel, enough duct tape to last a lifetime and you’ve got yourself a blog named Baggaraggs. And if stuffing little fake people around your house isn’t creepy enough, this dude writes stories about the little people for his blog. I mean, seriously, he’s one Rob Zombie movie away from turning someone into a fanny pack. Just saying.

Blog URL: http://baggaraggs.blogspot.com

Expert- “He drew his gaze to the garden gate of the home where Grace lived. As he watched he saw movement there and he fished in his pocket for his Monocular. He liked to think that this single lens spyglass was something left over from playing Pirates as a child, but it came in handy. He trained the glass upon the form of Grace Tenderstitch and adjusted the Focus, upon her face.”

Can you say, “It puts the lotions on it’s skin”?

Creepy serial killer, FUCK YOUR BLOG!

If I go missing, I think we all know who is responsible.

I get it

Isn’t that clever, your dog is shaped like a hot dog so you put it in a hot dog costume. Well guess what, your dog told me you’re shaped like an asshole…we’re working on your costume right now. Get excited.

Number One Reason You Should Never Smoke Meth Out Of A Lightblub

Look at the happy newlywed’s engagement photo. The day I get a Christmas card with a picture like this is the day I’ll believe Jesus is the son of God. I think they just put McGruff the crime dog out of a work. Seriously, all we need to do is go around to grade school assemblies and tell kids if they touch drugs they’ll end up looking like these sexy beasts. Take a bite out of that shit McGruff. To make things even more amazing, these hotties put down the pipe long enough to blog about their sexcapades. Yup, they’re into to some kinky shit and they own a computer. They’ve enlightened the whole world by detailing their classy, classy adventures in an amazing blog. Glad to see the video professor lessons have paid off.

I almost kind of love this blog. URL- people.tribe.net/masterm/blog

Excerpt- “Today kelly and I are celebrating our four-year fuckaversary! What an amazing ride it has been. From a chance response to a Yahoo personal ad to living together as a 24/7 Master/slave couple. We have been so blessed to have met so many wonderful people along the way and our life continues to open to new possibilities all the time. Thanks so much to our community for being there--being a resource, a reflection, and being so tolerant of people working to find their own path to happiness. Oh!--and being so darn much fun! Our lives are so much richer and more open for knowing all of you.”

Why are the ugliest people the only ones who blog about the kinky shit they do?

Crack head kinky people-FUCK YOUR BLOG…no, not literally .

a stupid blog and a stupid dog all in one

so first off, the name of your blog is Preppy Princess, so i immediately dislike you. but then you have to go make a dog a purse? really? i mean fine, you like pink, i can forgive you, but are your arms so fucking tired that you need to put a handle on your dog?

URL - http://thepreppyprincess.wordpress.com

In between what can only be described as her thoughts on Paris Hilton's favorite looks for fall and doggie S&M, she sprouts little gems of literary eloquence like this: "Hello-Hello, all. The Consort skipping merrily mikeside to entertain you while The Lovely and Talented Princess gives back to the community."

do everyone a favor and give your dog, and your blog, away.

Preppy Princess - FUCK YOUR BLOG

jesus wouldn't approve

Now i don't know jack about easter, but I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't die so your dog could look this fucking stupid.

???

Is this a dog or an uncircumcised penis? Seriously, I can’t tell.

What do Hitler and this dog have in common?

The day this dog looks acceptable is the day Hitler gets a national holiday that permits all Americans get off of school and work. I’m sure that will be any day now.