Thursday, April 15, 2010

Number One Reason You Should Never Smoke Meth Out Of A Lightblub



Look at the happy newlywed’s engagement photo. The day I get a Christmas card with a picture like this is the day I’ll believe Jesus is the son of God. I think they just put McGruff the crime dog out of a work. Seriously, all we need to do is go around to grade school assemblies and tell kids if they touch drugs they’ll end up looking like these sexy beasts. Take a bite out of that shit McGruff. To make things even more amazing, these hotties put down the pipe long enough to blog about their sexcapades. Yup, they’re into to some kinky shit and they own a computer. They’ve enlightened the whole world by detailing their classy, classy adventures in an amazing blog. Glad to see the video professor lessons have paid off.

I almost kind of love this blog. URL- people.tribe.net/masterm/blog

Excerpt- “Today kelly and I are celebrating our four-year fuckaversary! What an amazing ride it has been. From a chance response to a Yahoo personal ad to living together as a 24/7 Master/slave couple. We have been so blessed to have met so many wonderful people along the way and our life continues to open to new possibilities all the time. Thanks so much to our community for being there--being a resource, a reflection, and being so tolerant of people working to find their own path to happiness. Oh!--and being so darn much fun! Our lives are so much richer and more open for knowing all of you.”

Why are the ugliest people the only ones who blog about the kinky shit they do?

Crack head kinky people-FUCK YOUR BLOG…no, not literally .

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